18.01.2005

Misters thieves! Stop rob our car!
We give you all you need by ourselves.
Recently we placed on our car “Sobol” our logotype and consumer advertising: www.ZA-PODAR.COM. It looks so:

And what of it? Our car was robed twice already!
The first time it took place in Tver, when the car’s door was broken up and our old combined radio and tape recorder disappeared. But for the second time thieves robbed everything, including tools.
And what is interesting, our thieves were polite (though not grammatically correct). In Tver they leaved a note “Thank you for present”, but according to “balashihinskih” ones – they wrote “thanks” on snowed up hoop.
Of course, we have a sense of humor and we glad that our slogan is so effective, but we beg pardon to think about our poor driver Anton! He is very upset of such breaking his vital space and all the more that practically every inspector of “GAI” (“gaishnik”) considers it to be his duty to stop so “presenting” car and showing his sense of humor to ask: Which door is for present receiving?”
Yes, really we produce presents and special wrapper for them. We never broke our promises to grant presents and not only to our clients.
Please, register oneself on our sight and really we’ll receive a practical leather present. It’s more simple and pleasant than in dirty or frosty conditions to break up car’s doors.
Respected readers of this opus! We will very grateful, if you can prompt us what should be changed in our brave slogan not to impress our robbers. Thank you in advance!
P.S. And nevertheless, zaidi za-podar.com!